Holy Sh*tballs You're Old - Birthday Card

Need the perfect 'over the hill' card? How about Holy Shitballs You're Old!? I mean, nothing like a sassy, swearing card to wish someone happy birthday, right?
 
A2 greeting card (4.25 inches x 5.5 inches) printed on heavy weight stock (with subtle texture). Cards have a blank interior for you to write any message you please. The back of each card will have a small logo. Coordinating envelope is included.
 
Greeting card and envelope will ship wrapped in a clear protective sleeve and is carefully packaged so it will arrive safe and sound.
 
Original artwork by Sheena Mays of Shemazing Designs
 
typography, hand lettered, birthday, happy birthday, getting old, sassy, swear, holy shit, shitballs, smart ass