Holy Sh*tballs You're Old - Birthday Card

Need the perfect 'over the hill' card? How about Holy Shitballs You're Old!? I mean, nothing like a sassy, swearing card to wish someone happy birthday, right?
 
A2 greeting card (4.25 inches x 5.5 inches) printed on heavy weight stock (with subtle texture). Cards have a blank interior for you to write any message you please. The back of each card will have a small logo. Coordinating envelope is included.
 
Greeting card and envelope will ship wrapped in a clear protective sleeve and is carefully packaged so it will arrive safe and sound.
 
Original artwork by Sheena Mays of Shemazing Designs